The N-MF'n-PH IS. IN. THE. HOUSE.

And we are in Texas . . . Home of Ms. Clarkson . . . :)

THE N-motherfuckin-PH YO!

OMG, Julie from year one . . . Loves it . . . Sweet. Heavenly. Lord.

Lloyd - the parental parade continues . . . smooth, sweet, lovely, voice... Loved Him. . . . a little velvet teddy bear-esque.

Kimberly Carver - Singin an original . . . I kind of love her. . . nice voice, nice beat . . . she's got it going on.

I love how the N-MotherFuckin-PH has rested control of the panel from Simon . . . sign this man UP.

Oh Dexter . . . Merciful. Jesus.

Is it just me or is there some chemistry between the NPH and the Seacrest?

Barney Girl - with a whip . . . LOVES IT! I. LOVE. THIS. GIRL.

Dave Pittman - Tourette's syndrome - He's gotta nice voice and the NPH likes his look. He's gotta shot at maybe going past Hollywood.

End of Day One . . . and **sniff sniff** the end of the NPH . . .

Here come Joe Jonas . . . er, um . . .

Todrick Hall - He was in The Color Purple with Fantasia . . . Love Him. I just absolutely adore him. Cute song and good voice.

Dawntoya - I'm not sure from that snippet

Stephanie Daulong - She's got a very interesting voice.

Megan probably doesn't have a shot because she is following an onslought of yes folks . . . And, I think I'm wrong . . . she's got a lovely voice . . . a lovely tone . . . but not much power . . . She was quite good.

Christian Spear - cancer - I don't really love this girl like the judges do . . . but we're gonna see her in the next round.

And yet another Idol night has passed us by . . . Oh good grief . . . I really thought we were going to Hollywood next, but we're off to Denver for more auditions . . .

Oh, btw, in case you didn't get it before . . . I HEART THE NPH!