Another Classic for Rubbertoe's VFTW Thread

Oh, man, there are so many crazy performances it's hard to remember them all. Kristy Lee Cook was certainly a VFTW standout. But this infamous Chicken Little performance is so bad, you might think someone slipped some mescaline in your latte. It actually makes time expand, to where it seems 4-5 minutes long, so he can squeeze in more warbly bum notes. Will it ever end? Come on, J, I know you have some classic memories of Idols gone Bye Bye to add!

-- K