More Cheesy VFTW Goodness

(sorry for the weird sizing, but at least I got it to play- this is a rare vid!)
John Stevens, Crocodile Rock. This is like, I don't know, karaoke combined with battery acid in your ears. The fact that he looks like one of the Beav's pals singing it makes it even more unbelievable that this is from 2004. He made it to SIXTH place, after incredibly surviving this week. Grannies of the world, unite.