Live Blog . . . A Wee Bit Delayed . . .

This is AMERican Idol!

First thing I’ve got to say is . . . What is Paula Wearing? Random gold flecks everywhere . . . YIKES! So, Here are our Top 5 . . . of note . . . WHERE ARE OUR MAKEOVERS . . . every year, around this time, we get a couple of good makeovers, UGH. Brooke kind of got made over earlier in the season by introducing her to the flat iron, AND Rocker David got a makeover by getting that innovative thing called a haircut, BUT, no one else. UGH! What happened to the days of Kelly Clarkson coming out with a new hair color OR Clay Aiken being remade from geek to geek-sheik? Ugh. At least we have Syesha with some knew extensions . . .

Here come the Idols . . . in what I fear will be a very rushed hour of Diamond . . . um, er, fun . .

Brooke White, Pimpin it Carole King style

Brooke White in the Pimp Spot!

Brooke gonna be bringin it home mellow style with a little "You gotta friend".

I'm feelin like I might be hangin out on the isle of unpopular opinion here, but I'm kind of feelin this performance. I know I ride the Brooke train, but I just kind of dig how this girl, almost better than everyone else really understands her boundaries, and knows exactly what her vocal range is. Not the perfect performamnce, but very solid.

Randy wasn't thrilled . . . Paula connected to Ms. Brooke . . . and Simon thought it was very pleasant.

Overall post to follow . . . Overall, a pretty good night. More hit than miss for me . . .

Lil David and the Massive Yo Factor . . . with a Side of Robbie Williams

Next up, Lil David and Brooke in the Pimp Spot!

Here comes Little Bitty David . . . who gets loud when he practices . . . He's gonna sing some Robbie Williams . . . um, love me some Robbie Williams! Sorry, got distracted . . . here is Lil David on the piano . . . I hate to repeat myself . . .

Wow . . . just simply amazing. He just kind of rules the house for me tonight.
Randy thought it was hot, and, am interpreting here, complete massive yo factor . . . Paula agrees!

Simon nitpicks but basically thinks it was the best performance of the night. Gots to agree here, the most pure voice in the competition, hands down.

Carly, Looking Like a Queen, And Sounding Like . . .

Ms. Carly is gonna rock her tatoo and some Queen.

Good, good start for Ms. Carly. But, OH MY LANTA! What happened in the middle of the song. I am wondering if she is hoarse or something. . . She kind of screamed that in the middle. I'm not really feelin it . . . and neither are the judges . . . Randy didn't feel it. Paula and her cleavage didn't feel it. Simon thought she looked good, but didn't feel it.

I gotta agree. I'm thinking she's in trouble.

But she did look better . . . much, mubh better.

Rocker David, The White Coat, and the Not So Rockin Diddy

Here comes Rocker David jammin on some Our Lady Peace. The song speaks to him . . . maybe he's off his meds . . . Here we goes . . . and, er, um, what in the name of Tom Ford, is he wearing. I gots to say guys, for the first time in a while, Our Rocker David is a touch off vocally, and a little behind the music. He has recovered a bit in the middle of the song. I liked his performance because I think he is a good performer, but, this one fell a little short for me.
Randy thinks he didn't quite make it as "yo" as last week. Paula disagreed and thought he was rockin. Simon thought he was a wee bit pompous . . . I gotta agree . . . I hate it for our resident rocker boy, but it didn't quite rock my world. . .

KLC kicks it into High Gear! Seriously, Girl Kinda Rocked!

KLC's gonna be pimpin some of her own personal inspiration, next!

KLC is on the block! She is singing some Martina Navratilova . . er, um, I mean McBride. As has been happening the last few weeks, Ms. KLC is looking very nice this evening.

Again, prior to the judges critique, KLC ROCKED THE HOUSE! I don't think I can remember her singing quite that well. She really got her country on. . . I'm impressed.

To the judges: As per usual tonight, Randy Jackson has to give at least one negative comment, but he really thought she did a good job. Paula and her cleavage think that KLC was great, and La Cowell thinks that KLC did great, made a smart song choice, and looked like a star. Sorry to the Rubbertoe, I think KLC is safe on that one.

The Cuteness! And a Ukulele!

Here comes The Cuteness . . . singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow. . . um, er, I'm so worried about The Cuteness . . . with a ukulele. Anyhoo, here he goes. Ok, on first look, I'm kind of intrigued. . .

Before the judges comments, I have to say that this is The Cuteness' best vocal since his turn with Jeff Buckley.

Randy thinks he created a massive "yo" factor! Paula thinks that he was fantabulous! And, Simon does a review of previous impressions of this version of the song, and then says The Cuteness is fantastic.

I think this will push him back into contention! Yay Cuteness!

Syesha Commits The Cardinal Sin . . .

Here comes Syesha who gives a shout out to the eliminated Pixie. Alright, so she is breaking one of the cardinal Idol sins . . . Thou shalt not sing the winning song from a past idol! Seriously, girl, strap on some leather and sing some "Free Your Mind".

Anyhoo, here it comes. . . with a backup choir . . . um, why is she getting the advantage of a choir. What is that about? Anyhoo, Randy thinks there was no connection with the song, and is comparing her to Fantasia. Paula thinks she had a shining moment. Simon thinks the comparison to Fantasia is appropriate, but that she sang it well.

Overall, I think she did a good job. Not great, but ok. . . . passable on most nights, in trouble on some nights . . . we'll see.

Live Blog . . .Tape Delayed! Are Y'all Inspired?!

Alright y'all! So, tape delayed live blog RULZ! We are currently fast forwarding through the Seinfeld commercials . . . I still want y'all to be up to the minute! :)

Alright, apparently, THIS IS AMERICAN IDOL! Y'all know!
Three nights of idol this week. Since idol is giving back to the peeps!

Here are the Idols!

The Hotness is up first! He's talking about achieving goals, etc. He is singing "Dream On" by Aerosmith. He's not quite as vocally sound this week, but my Lord, I am unable to concentrate on that point because The Hotness has me mesmerized. I think he had a very solid performance. However, no disrespect to The Hotness, but what is up with the ascot/tie esque ish thingys.
Man, he looks good.

Anyhoo, Randy thinks it was ok. He and Michael get into a bit of a tiff, and I think Michael wins Round 1. Paula thinks he looks hot and that her dogs may join him on stage . . . or something . . . and Simonista thinks that he had a good performance but was a little bit wannabeishesque.