Chi-Town Did Not Blow Me Away . . .

This week we’re in Chi-Town

And we open w/ a bunch of cursing and lewd gesturing . . .

**Sniff Sniff** Old pics of Paula

Guest judge . . . Shania Twain . . . she must have an album coming out soon . . .

Caitlin – “Syrup and Honey” by Duffy – I’m lovin her soulful voice . . . she’ll have to work on her stage presence, but otherwise, she’s kinda golden.

Amy Lang – Why did she faint . . . and move her boobs . . . the strange thing is that if she had just stood there singing, she would have gone through.

Charity Vance – Her voice is a little weak, but she’s gotta lovely tone.

Angela Martin – she was cut in Season 7 and Season 8 . . . I hope they put her through . . .Love this song , “Just Fine” by Mary J . . . She is really, really good. Yay! Pay ya tickets girl!

Chi-Town must have truly been bad for as many different baddies they are showing this evening . . .

John Park – Cute. Cute. Cute. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Tone to his voice . . . .

Paige – Thank you sweet Jesus . . . So. Very. Good. I disagree with the judges… Teary-eyed Idol Moment . . . I mean seriously, they sent the weak-voiced blonde girl through earlier, but they were hesitant about her . . .

And they’re sending these three boys through and were hesitant about Paige . . . really? Seriously?

Really, they had only 13 golden tickets, and they couldn’t show us all of the good ones? Really?

I’m out for tonight . . . I’ll see you tomorrow in Orlando.