<i><b>THIS</b> is AMERICAN IDOL!</i>


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

KLC - television without pity

Just read the AI blog at this was hilarious, so I had to share it with y'all....:

Even Ryan has a hard time keeping his salad down when introducing the following monstrosity: "Singing 'God Bless The USA,' Kristy Lee Cook." And she does the fucker right, dude, with like red white and blue shit happening everywhere and a serious no-kidding stars and garters flag waving in the background. She heads over to one side of the stage and saves some puppies from Nazis and knits a doily for our boys in Iraq and paints a sign saying "Cancer Is Bad," and then on the other side of the stage, Our Lord Jesus Christ gives her a high five and he's like, "Remember that time I was walking on the beach and then there were those footprints? Thanks, Kristy Lee Cook."


J said...

Oh Robert, I was having one of those I am so overwhelmed days that I am going to pull every last hair out of my head weave it into a whip and smack everyone who tries to talk to me . . . I had not yet laughed today. Thank you.

L&K said...

Oh so funny!!! Tears in my eyes - LOL :)