Here we go with the Idol results show . . . Ryan's got the faux hawk working . . . Paula's got the shoulder strap working . . . and, do we have a surprise or an expected result . . . we'll find out in about 59 and a 1/2 minutes . . .
And a review of last night's performances . . . And, wow, we are heading to the results awfully quickly . . .
Lil David is very nervous . . . and VERY SAFE! Top 3 finds a David!
Here comes the other David . . . uh oh . . . could there be an upset in the works . . . He felt bad all day yesterday . . . but Paula's still hungry for him . . . and SO IS AMERICA! Rocker Dave to the Top 3!!!
We have Syesha and The Cuteness remaining . . . The Cuteness is like, um, "are you gonna tell us now?" No, silly . . .
Here comes . . . Maroon Five, interesting, It Really Makes Me Wonder if they really give a f*** about Idol . . . Cocky little bastard that Adam Levine . . .
Um, no y'all, not yet . . . it's ex-idol time, let's bring out, Bo Bice. I HEART this song . . . "CAN I GET A WITNESS . . . BABY!" Is it just me or has he become The Country Rock Hotness . . . I'm just kinda thinkin inappropriate thoughts . . . er, um, sorry y'all . . .
Back to the results! How cute is The Cuteness tonight . . . he is So Happy To Be Going Home Potentially . . . And, of course, he is. The Cuteness is departing our screens tonight . . .
Not surprising, yo, I hate it for The Cuteness, sort of . . . he probably should have been gone weeks ago, but, um, so should Syesha. She should have been gone about 5 different times.
Anyways, the Top 3 should be very very interesting . . .
Stay tuned for an update on what's the shizzle for the Top 3!