one toke over the line

We've had Diva night and (ALW) Broadway night -- now we're looking forward to Karaoke night and Drunk Uncle Night!

Why do they keep picking the themes that they tell contestants to avoid like the plague? Sorry this is last minute, but we have had a dickens of a time trying to decide who America (in its insanity) will pick to go home.

Our rankings:

Cookie - kept it real
Syesha - yeah, we were surprised, too
Carly - had the excitement
Archie - pop, but solid
Mr. Castro - sick (we read from a mole at rehearsal)but Seacrest chose not to help him by mentioning it, and it showed in the lethargy
Brooke - how many mulligans can you get?

K's bottom three:
Syesha
Brooke
Castro, one toke over the line for him (Castro leaves)

L's bottom three:
Castro
Syesha
Carly, Castro says buh-bye